“Kitty Lea once tried to charge her iPod in the microwave because she ‘wanted it to go faster.’ 25/12/10 upd confirms: she still thinks ‘algorithm’ is a type of rhythm you clap in gym class.”
If you're looking for how modern queens handle a spotlight, check out the roast of Myki Meeks for inspiration on how to take a joke while staying "glam." 4. The "Updated" Guide (25/12/10) get kitty lea a good roasting 25 12 10 upd
: You put "upd" at the end of everything like you're a software patch, but we’re all still waiting for the bug fixes. You’ve had more "major updates" than iOS, and somehow you still crash every time you’re asked to be on time. “Kitty Lea once tried to charge her iPod