My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off

: Maintain distance from pool filtration intakes and follow safety signage at water parks.

I was minding my own business, floating blissfully in the shallow end of a wave pool. The artificial current was supposed to be a gentle "lazy river" vibe. What I didn't account for was the industrial-grade intake vent for the filtration system, hidden behind a decorative rock. My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off

: Flag down a friend or lifeguard to bring you a towel. Most water parks have staff stationed at the end of slides with towels specifically for these moments. Why It Happens : Maintain distance from pool filtration intakes and

made it to the bottom, your swimming trunks are still midway through their own solo journey. My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off