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A candidate drinks too much water to calm their nerves and has to finish a 45-minute panel interview while doing "the dance." The Hiking Trip:

Why do we love funny pee stories so much? Because they are the great equalizer. CEOs, celebrities, and Supreme Court justices have all done the "potty dance" in an elevator. We laugh because we see ourselves in these stories—the denial ("I can hold it"), the hubris ("One more beer won't hurt"), and the inevitable, soggy defeat. funny+pee+stories

We are all just biological machines held together by sphincters and social anxiety. If you haven't had a close call, a leak, or a zipper malfunction, you simply haven't lived long enough. Stay hydrated, but maybe map out the bathrooms first. A candidate drinks too much water to calm

Twenty minutes in, the head was not clear. The signal was clear. We laugh because we see ourselves in these

When nature calls and you’re in a "no-parking" zone, people get creative: How To Pee, Part Two: Back to Nature - Gap 360

It was a crisp autumn Sunday. Mark, a thirty-something man who should have known better, had just consumed a "Trenta" sized iced coffee in under ten minutes. Fueled by caffeine and hubris, he decided to take a scenic, forty-minute walk through his neighborhood to "clear his head."