Matcha latte, phone scrolling, skincare layering vs. mom’s tea, newspaper, single moisturizer.
This is non-negotiable. You need to pull your friend aside and say, "Dude. That’s my mom. Stop looking at her like a rotisserie chicken." If he can’t control his eyes, he can’t come over.
: Plots often feature a mother who returns after years to seek revenge against those who wronged her, sometimes while hiding her identity from her child or past lovers.
Dirty Dancing , Clueless , Breakfast Club — friend reacts, mom quotes every line.
But sometimes, it doesn't.