Tonight, take a deep breath. Tomorrow, buy some coffee. And remember: The fact that you’re reading this at 1 AM means you’re a good parent who cares.
"I heard Sis call for water. I brought the cup. But when I opened the door, Sis was facing the wall, counting backwards from ninety-nine. The voice that said 'water' came from the closet." night attack on little sis%21
Avoid anything that actually hurts or breaks her stuff. The goal is a "Gotcha!", not a trip to the ER or a week of grounding. Know Your Audience: Tonight, take a deep breath
Family life is built on a foundation of love, shared meals, and—if you’re doing it right—absolute chaos. Among the many traditions that define a sibling relationship, few are as storied or as hilariously stressful as the "I heard Sis call for water