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The Ultimate Guide to Falling in Love with Your Furniture: A Date Everything Ever looked at your refrigerator and thought, "We have so much in common, we both love cold snacks" ? No? Well, Date Everything! date everything

Write the initialization date on the drive label. "Started 01/2022." If the drive is spinning in 2027, you know it is a ticking time bomb. Replace it preemptively. Coming soon

In the summer of 2019, I found a cardboard box in my parents’ attic labeled “Misc. Cords.” Inside was a tangle of black spaghetti—USB-A to Mini-B, a Nokia charger from 2003, a three-pronged RCA cable, and one unidentifiable gray wire with a proprietary end that fit exactly nothing. No dates, no context, no purpose. The box was a small museum of obsolescence, but without labels, it was also a tomb. This is the quiet tragedy of the undated object: it exists, but it cannot speak. "Started 01/2022